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Anthony once said "Don't mess with the Unicorns, or you'll get fucked!" It appears Unicorns have no power against humanity. His MSN: TheRealUnicorn@Live.co.uk About Me: Hi, my name is Anthony, aka Taylor Starlight. Princess Luna is my wife, she always fucks me from behind, and I'm always below her. My English is terrible. I am a Disgrace to the United Kingdom. As an English man, I cannot spell or form a sentence properly. I once had a friend named Taekesi, but ruined that magic by being stupid and our his enemies what's up in our plans. Now my friend Taekesi hates me! Oh, Def, how I hate you! I will have my revenge on you. Emp, you will be next in my list, so don't you get too comfortable. TOP ENEMIES LIST: 1, DefTheDisorder 2, FourthEmpireStudios 3, RimjobTheGreat 4, Any Brony who hates me for who I am. I am a proud pedo-zoophile, I have sex with underage ponies, Scootaloo was the first: www.youtube.com/watc... Sweetie-Bell will be in a threesome with me and Rarity. I killed a kitten by throwing it against the wall, because dumb kat peed on my carpet. Unicorns Taste like CANDY! I don't afraid trolls, I file False Copyright claims, to save my ass. I love committing crimes. That's why I sneak into a barn to fuck someone else's ponies. My first wife was murder by humans. They broke her horn off and stabbed her in the stomach. Ever since then I hate humans. I am an Otherkin, a Unicorn trapped in an ugly, miserable human body. My Uncle is a negro. My mom's mother cheated on her husband for an african immigrant. I am unemployed! I got fired from the race tracks for molesting horses. Now I live for free at my brother's house, who keeps me alive and fed. I'm also on welfare! So I am taking your taxes! |