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THIS ACCOUNT NOW BELONGS TO www.youtube.com/user/FourthEmp…

FUCK OFF, ZOOFAGGOT! THIS IS MY ACCOUNT NOW!

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Starlight Unicorn Taylor
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Anthony once said "Don't mess with the Unicorns, or you'll get fucked!" It appears Unicorns have no power against humanity.

His MSN: TheRealUnicorn@Live.co.uk
About Me:

Hi, my name is Anthony, aka Taylor Starlight. Princess Luna is my wife, she always fucks me from behind, and I'm always below her. :'(

My English is terrible. I am a Disgrace to the United Kingdom. As an English man, I cannot spell or form a sentence properly.

I once had a friend named Taekesi, but ruined that magic by being stupid and our his enemies what's up in our plans. Now my friend Taekesi hates me! :'(

Oh, Def, how I hate you! I will have my revenge on you. Emp, you will be next in my list, so don't you get too comfortable.

TOP ENEMIES LIST:
1, DefTheDisorder
2, FourthEmpireStudios
3, RimjobTheGreat
4, Any Brony who hates me for who I am.

I am a proud pedo-zoophile, I have sex with underage ponies, Scootaloo was the first: www.youtube.com/watc...

Sweetie-Bell will be in a threesome with me and Rarity.

I killed a kitten by throwing it against the wall, because dumb kat peed on my carpet.

Unicorns Taste like CANDY!

I don't afraid trolls, I file False Copyright claims, to save my ass. I love committing crimes. That's why I sneak into a barn to fuck someone else's ponies.

My first wife was murder by humans. They broke her horn off and stabbed her in the stomach. Ever since then I hate humans. I am an Otherkin, a Unicorn trapped in an ugly, miserable human body.

My Uncle is a negro. My mom's mother cheated on her husband for an african immigrant.

I am unemployed! I got fired from the race tracks for molesting horses. Now I live for free at my brother's house, who keeps me alive and fed. I'm also on welfare! So I am taking your taxes!
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:icondartht15:
DarthT15 Featured By Owner May 30, 2013
Praise the Trolls!
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:iconmonstermaster13:
monstermaster13 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Who's the EDiot who hacked his account, Lulzbomb?
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:iconmakak117:
Makak117 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011
Oh... Hi Emp
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:iconsittinglyra:
SittingLyra Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2011
You can not escape justice.
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:iconcoyoteze:
Coyoteze Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
You do not deserve to live.
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:iconmakak117:
Makak117 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2011
Yo itīs me, KurtSlade :3
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:iconlordaapjes:
Lordaapjes Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2011
:/ your youtube account is gone :,c
Maybe we can keep contact using deviant art?
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:iconlordaapjes:
Lordaapjes Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2011
Brohoof!
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